1) DON'T FORGET TO CALL YOUR MUM (or sharpen some pencils)!
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AerinElisabeth.etsy.com

2) REMEMBER SHE IS MOTHER AND QUEEN
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MothDesigns.etsy.com

3) IF #1 AND #2 ARE FORGOTTEN, WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP (ONLY MAINE MADE SOAP OF COURSE)!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11146982
PudledukSoapCo.etsy.com
